Welcome to my site, imnotcartman.com (WTF is this?)...if you have no sense of humor, please click here.  Otherwise, please enjoy all that my brain has to offer ...you may peruse my medulla oblongata and other associated central nervous system entities from the menu above.  Just point at the little fat kid, like you used to do in school...

From time to time, I'll update my blog with my newest rants and raves (read: bitching and moaning).  I also have an image gallery, video gallery and a whole bunch more useless stuff to waste time on.  Enjoy.

This site is not only about me, it's also a place where I hone and expand on my web design skills.  From time to time, I'll find something new I want to implement (ie: php includes, using CSS stylesheets, or implementing a wicked-cool php script I've found) ...and then I'll get all jazzed up and start coding.  In other words, it's likely the site won't look tomorrow like it does today.  You'll get over it.  Oh, and if you want to change the background color of the site ...click here.

	The latest eyebrow-raiser...	Tennessee Highway Patrol enforcing "LICK it or Ticket" ...who says cops don't get many perks?	ARCHIVE
	The latest celebrity news...	Bruce Willis likes 'em young... ...then again, maybe we're just jealous...	ARCHIVE
	The latest American Idol update...	Teen sensation Jordin Sparks takes the crown! ...now we only have to wait 9 more months for Season 7
	The latest on the Iraqi front...	3,659 U.S. soldiers killed since May 2003 ...when will it end?  I support the troops, but the war is unneeded	TRACK IT
	Barry Bonds home run count...	No more waiting!  He is the new home run king!	TRACK IT!

Connor says "have a nice freakin' day!"

Forget MySpace ...this is MY space!  I'm glad you're here :) ( ...but if you're a MySpace junkie ...feel free to check out my page...   AKA - "Cartman"