Welcome to the new, improved, removed and renovated  imnotcartman.com   ...if you have no sense of humor, please click here.  Otherwise, please enjoy all that my brain has to offer ...you may peruse my medulla oblongata at your leisure.

I decided that, as much as I *wanted* to make this a really cool site, I just didn't have time to mess with it.  And then I got laid off (hehehe, I said "laid") ...and then started a business.   So, now I'm focusing all my energy and explosive talent (ahem) on MySpace.  Yes, I know...I detested MySpace for quite some time.  Until I found out that you can do some pretty cool stuff with it.  As a website designer, not having control of my "website" seemed bass-ackwards to me.  So, I'm taking down all the warm, juicy tidbits on this site, and making my MySpace page my new "home".

To get started, just point at the little fat kid, like you used to do in school...