What is up with the name "imnotcartman"?  That's kinda dumb.

Hrm....

Well, I'm gonna tell you.

See, I love South Park.  I love Eric Cartman even more.  He's like me ...just 3 ft tall and with a little more "roundth" (yes, that's a word - I know it is, I made it up).

Well, ever since I was a kid, I've always done voices ...imitations, impersonations, etc.  I secretly wanted to be stand-up comic.  Somehow, I think that urge never really left me.  Anyway, after seeing Cartman for the first time, I immediately began imitating him ...almost to the point of perfection (or irritation, depending on who's standing next to me).

At parties, get-togethers, social events, etc ...everyone wants me to "do Cartman" ("y'all check this out, it's hilarious" ...blah blah blah)

From time to time, I just don't feel like doing it.  As much of a social butterfly and class clown as I am, (or ASS clown, depending on who I've pissed off) sometimes I'm just not in the mood.  So, at times, in my head I'm screaming................

Dammit, I'm NOT Cartman!

And there you have it.

Hope you weren't expecting anything mystical or terribly exciting to explain it.